Many things come into my head out of the blue and more and more I’m starting to write them down as they come. Lately the practice has been to write down any “bad band names” that spring to mind but this page came from one that was blank and morphed into mainly sort of cryptic phrases (with a few dumb words thrown in).
Here’s a first batch of “robust” additions to the “Names That Should Likely Not Be Used When Naming A Band” — the first edition — some of them actually could be quite smart to use… your call:
Gothic Laughter
Steve
Mike
Chris
Keith
The Bassoon
Park Smack
Sinnamon
Video Boyfriend
The Shitline
Billy Buttercream
Cream Helmet
Codaddies
Soberdrunk
Assbattle
Exciting Jeep
The Boss’ Pizza
Dadula
Planned Fun
Bearjuice
Teutonic Loveglove
Tight and Crisp
2 Smooth
Otherworld Retard
Wet Coke
Eclectica
However, Gothic Ice would be a pretty great name for a rap/hip-hop artist.
